Gregory California | Posted at 8:14pm on Thursday, December 4th, 2008 |
"Son, we will always love you just the same as always, even if you are our illegitimate child." |
Shaun Howlett Hull, UK | Posted at 2:06pm on Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 |
Is it really the eyebrows that make me look gay??!!! |
Dave Oxford | Posted at 3:17pm on Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 |
Honey, we both want you, so get them off! |
Jim Massachusetts | Posted at 1:07pm on Friday, November 28th, 2008 |
Please son... when we are done you can sign your name on my arm next to Dads. The we can be a real family. |
Peter Berlin Bronx | Posted at 7:19am on Thursday, November 27th, 2008 |
DAVID! I told you when you went on American Idol to stay away from Simon |
Niels Netherlands | Posted at 9:06pm on Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 |
Honny, you cannot f*ck your teacher for good grades in the classroom everyday.... |
ralfph Michigan | Posted at 1:20pm on Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 |
Son, I am sorry but your mouth is small. You will never be able to suck a really big cock. |
Gentle & Safe raspberry usa | Posted at 10:05am on Monday, November 17th, 2008 |
"You win, now. But, its my life" |
Random Canada | Posted at 6:43pm on Sunday, November 16th, 2008 |
Honey, please, we have been going through this everyday since you were a child. You need to eat your vegetables! |
Marek Brno | Posted at 7:01pm on Saturday, November 15th, 2008 |
Premature ejaculation runs in the family. |
James Chicago | Posted at 4:56pm on Saturday, November 15th, 2008 |
So THAT is why he said you had to serve your detention in his office?? Well...that certainly gives a whole new meaning to the title of Headmaster. |
George California | Posted at 2:26pm on Thursday, November 13th, 2008 |
Honey..this man paid good money..now get to work. |
Jeremy Germany | Posted at 1:37pm on Thursday, November 13th, 2008 |
Father:"Son, i canīt tell you what to do, it is your desicion at least."
Mother:"If you love that Boy so much, and if he realy loves you - than itīs okay!"
Son:"So I have no lies to tell any longer?" |
Michal Prague | Posted at 10:53pm on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 |
As you get older you will like girls too. |
WB Bournemouth | Posted at 11:15am on Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 |
Im sure that policeman you s***ed off in the public toilet will not
have you arrested. |
